Friends are so annoying

Have you had a day when your friends are just too annoying for their own good?
Well, today won't be the first.
One girl called S**, grabbed Sh****'s nike bottle and stuffed it down a boy's shirt.
Complaing loudly (boy do I pity S**), Sh**** grabbed her bottle and went out to wash it with detergent.
I was writing in my friend's profile book then (in the hate section) and I added "I also don't like people who blame innocent people..." because she squirted water all over the boy's desk. I wasn't the only eyewitness, me, Ju*** and another boy saw it.
So later during chinese, my chinese teacher was flooded with complaints on somebody had sprayed all over that boy (Al***) desk's. My chinese teacher then told me and Ju*** to tell our form teacher.
And Sh**** was suppose to be one of our better friends.
When school ended, we actually crossed paths with our fom teacher, and Sh**** owned up, in a very I'm-not-scared-of-anything (like real, she screams the most and I don't even do as much as a shout) look and she sounded very 大胆，很光明正大这样。
And then she dragged another girl, Ke**** in, pointing out to our teacher that Ke**** also sprayed water on another boys desk.
After making sure our teacher was 10m away from us, I shoved whoever-who-was-in-the-way out of the way, sprinted on the bridge and thundered down the stairs without so much as a goodbye.
Poor Ke**** was so worried, she kept say that she was going to die, and when I got home, there came a message from Sh**** saying that we were no longer friends.